By Groovy McSplat I. INTRODUCTION — “This… is my BOOMSTICK!” Alright, you primitive screwheads—listen up. This ain’t your grandma’s horror story. No sparkling vampires, no found-footage snoozefests. We’re talking about a franchise forged in blood, guts, and a whole lotta duct tape. Ash Williams didn’t sign up to be a horror icon—he just wanted to […]

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